Emergency Chicken Dumb Stuff that’s why we named him

that’s why we named him Sunny

soft TPR Splat Possum is filled with sand

Isn't the real prank that you're dooming your sister or brother to months and months of sitting on a whoopee cushion and pretending to be fooled by the trick candy

There are four different color schemes and as many personalities as there are vultures

We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like

Emergency Chicken Dumb Stuff that’s why we named himJust the other day we were thinking to ourselves, This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating. But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chickens lack of pants clashes even with our permissive business casual dress code. This 3" electronic Emergency Chicken noisemaker fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. It includes four sounds peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk.